Vaunt @ MOS

Come to think of it, the title's rather inappropriate. WHy? Because it never happened! Well, not for me at least. It was so bloody crowded that I couldn't even get in. After lining up in vain for about an hour, I decided that the cover cost of $18 just wasn't worth all this trouble. So, to avoid wasting my precious time, and in hope of catching the last train home (which I did), I did the smartest thing of all. I left.

Main point to note:

Never, under any circumstances, attend an underaged party.

Basically, 90% of the entire crowd at MOS were not 18. Hell, out of these I think more than half were under 16. I could practically stuff a milk bottle or pacifier in their mouths and they'd look perfect. Aww, ain't that cute? Hmm, a large majority of them were also HEAVILY underdressed, indicating their in experience and clearly screaming their immaturity. I mean, who the hell goes clubbing wearing a t-shirt or polo tee? Though the dress code was supposedly "smart casual", many people left out "smart", possibly because they are clearly "not smart", and replaced it with "extremely". Hmm, with the kind of crowd present at MOS, it could become a freaking kindergarten, complete with a playground Come on kids. Let's play hide and seek! Or just hide, and never let yourself be found! Also, I noticed many more of nature's atrocities there. Most of the girls, a large majority lacking any visible signs of a decent figure, were wearing extremely low-cut stuff! Please people! I've just recovered from a sore eye! Also, who in the blue hell goes clubbing wearing spectacles?! Ever heard of the not-so-recent innovation called "contact lenses" The guys, well, let's just say they put the "T" in typical.

Apparently, my bitching mood has lasted till now. =))

`S.B.S *nigeL -- 12:54 am