As you read this...

Your IQ will gradually decrease.

Trust me.

Because I am writing this and I have the ability to do so.

So here goes.. *WARNING!! FOR ALL TH3M 3NGR1SHY FR33K5 R34D!NG TH15 AV0!D @ 4LL c05T13!*

Y35T3RD4Y, 1 W3NT T0 M3 GW4MPY'Z H0U53 T0 P4Y H1M 4 VI5H1T. ! DUNN0 WH4T 1 D!D TH3R3 Y35T3RD4Y C0Z M3 D!DN'T T3LL ST3PH33 WH4T ! D!D TH3R3..... 4NYWH0 M354 W3NT T0 BUY S0M3 K!ND4 G!FT F0r M3 FW3N BUTTH3N M3 A1N'T T0L ST3PH33 0NC3 4G4IN W0T M3 B0UGHT S0 TH1ZZ G0L BW4NK 4G4IN. 4FT3R TH4T M3 D4DDUM DUM5 T00K M3 0UT T0 E4T G4WD-KN0WZ FW4T.. C0Z M3 D!DN'T T3LL FL3PHY 0NC3 4G41N......... S33ING H0W TH1ZZ 3N-TH3-R33 1Z G0ING N0WH3R3 L0G1C4L 0R 0F 4NY S0UND RW3450N4BL3. . . M3 SH4LL ST00P TH1Z CWR4PPY W4Y 0F TYP1NG F0R M3 G3TT1NG BL00DY CR0055-3Y3D FR0M D001NG TH!ZZ..

BUT F1R5T L3T M3 D3CR34S3 UR IQ F4RTH3R BY PR0M0TING TH15 W3BP4G3 T0 Y00..
http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/retardedanimalbabies.html

3ND. *crazy giggles resounds*

(Note: To prevent any given organisations from charging me with cruelty to anima... whoops I mean human beings, I've decided to give you guys a reference key to the above.)

Reference Key To Interpreting Unintelligent Jargon For Dummies (1 copy only and I bet everyone thanked God for that..)

3 - E
5- S
1/! - I
4 - A
@ - AT..DUH!
z - Ass
0 - O

That is all there is to it. Ciao! ^_^ (Note: For those who haven't figured it out yet.. this is hp3t5 in c0ntwrOLL. Hehe.)

(P.S Those who STILL hasn't figured it out.. read hp3t5 backwards.... -_-')

`S.B.S *nigeL -- 10:30 am