Drops of Jupiter..

Being with her is more like a preview of Hell. Honestly, I seriously wonder why in the world am I stuck with her?! Did she pour some love-potionified thingy into my drink when I wasn't looking or something?! Because I, Nigel the Magnificant/Great/Grand/Macho/MSX Xinfinity will NOT, in my right frame of mind, (if I DO have a right frame of mind right now actually..) fall for such an unlady-like persona. I mean COME ON, she isn't even five gazillion light years close to being average, dammit, let alone pretty! What the f**k?! What is THIS on my hand?! Is that a ring I spy?! Please tell me this is NOT my hand?! Oh damn, it is!!(Seeing that it's connected to some bones that unfortunately leads to my shoulder) NoOOo?! I am MARRIED to her?! To this hideously ugly..thing?! Since when?! How?! ArgHhHh!!! I am stuck with this vile/foul/pathetic representation of a female for life?! To bear kids and be with forever till death do us apart?! *pauses......then takes a deep breath* I shall be the responsible supernal being that I am and follow my perfect gentleman code of honour.......................... I shall choose DEATH! Bwhahahahahaha! *Nigel takes out a gun and is about to take the cowar.......*

Meanwhile, back in the real world. This author gasps as Nigel blasts through the door to her room and glares at her. "What do you think you are doing to my blog, my darling?" This author admits that it's a very good question and tries desperately to cover up the evidence. (which involves something that seems more like she's trying to hug the computer) "Nothing my darling?" *weak grin* Of course, no matter how idiotic and how naive Nigel seemed to be, he doesn't need a "How To Tell If Your Girlfriend Is Trying to Hide Something From You For Dummies" to know, he drags her out of the room for some punishment and thus, the girlfriend now knows that she shouldn't hack into his blog when she's feeling f**king lame-assed and therefore she apologises (with her fingers and toes crossed) that she won't do this again and is rather sorry for any inconvience caused to Nigel.

P.S The story will never be completed. Damn. The End.

`S.B.S *nigeL -- 8:17 pm